Over these long, lonesome years in the glitz and glamour of tinseltown I have seen quite alot
Sometimes maybe more than they meant me to
Could that be the reason they killed me, dumped my body and added me to Hollywood's many unsolved mysterys?
An idea that all you detective types might wanna look into
Randy Oscar Jr was my name before my most untimely death, if that helps any
I sure would be thankful knowing whose dirty mug I need to knock out for rubbing me out
Thanking you kindly
R.S Jr. Esquire