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Rewrite of Kiss song' Deuce.

lol could't resist writing this one when the idea came to me.

Clean up!

Or get your grandma smelling ass outta here

And don't forget to wash all that up

Old Jim been workin' too hard

To take with you

Another bathless year

And nasty baby

Make damn sure

You follow

All the damn things

The label says to do

Chorus

Baby, lately you ain't smellin' so good

And baby if you ever again

You want your man to be nice

If you ever again wanna get your man hard

He's worth a douche!

Honey

No way if we keep on this way

Your man will ever get horny

Oh, so don't push your lover

Into the arms of another's charms

And nasty baby

Make damn sure

You do all the things

The label on that bottle says to do

Chorus

Baby, if you don't start smellin' nice

And baby if you ever again

Want your man to behave nice

If you ever  again want your man to get hard

2013 Ramona Thompson