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Mighty Moron Power Rangers
Parody of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme Song
Their brains ain't got no power
Wear leather even in the hottest Texas weather
And never do they even shower
All they wanna do is sit on their fat butts
Snore up some dope and plan their big score
Sex is something they never get
For with idiots like these
Who would ever wanna lay it down
Brain power just ain't on their sides
No no Power Rangers
No no Power Rangers
No no Power Rangers
Mighty Moron Power Rangers
They know
On a Saturday night
The only way
They're gonna get play
Is to take matters into their own
Not so capable hands
Always usin' that retarded Forest Gump defense
To get outta trouble
Yeah, sex is something
They just never get
For with clowns like these
Who would ever wanna
Lay it down
Brain power just ain't on their sides
No no Power Rangers
No no Power Rangers
No no Power Rangers
You idiots!
Mighty Moron Power Rangers
Such a lame set of clowns
No one will ever
Erotically lay them down
Brain power just ain't on their sides
2011 Ramona Thompson
