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Rewrite of the Ramone's classic, Indian Giver

A tribute to Old Chief Wooden Head of Creepshow 2 Fame

I can still remember
It was't so long ago
You scared the holy shh outta me
Mister Stephen King
You need to know
Your creation shocked the pee outta me
Demonic indian chief made of wood
For my shaky nerves I very much blame you
As a writer you're just too darn good
Sir, I make a promise
If ever I see that movie Creepshow 2 again
I swear I will go
Oh no!

Indian killer, indian killer
You scared the hell outta me
Indian killer, indian killer
Indian killer, indian killer
You really did
You scared the hell outta me

Ran across him on youtube
And had that same creepy feeling
I never again wanna feel
Call me a boob
If you will
But sometimes like a little kid
I still find myself believing
Old Chief Wooden Head could be real
Somehow, someway gotta get my adult act together
See it though to the end
So that now till forever

Yeah, I don't go running to my dad
Looking like some lame butt clown
Cryin' how I just saw Chief Wooden Head
Underbeath my bed
Oh, yeah

Indian killer, indian killer
You scared the hell outta me
Indian killer, indian killer
Indian killer, indian killer
You really did
You scared the hell outta me

2011 Ramona Thompson
By Ramona Thompson

© 2011 Ramona Thompson (All rights