Note-fiction only!
The man was fat and happy until his wife brought him that most hated gift
Had a fit when she threw out all his junk food and beers
Everything was just fine until that one terrible moment
Purple faced with fury he could not control his rage
Everything went red and the next thing he knew she was dead
Loose limbed and slack jawed staring up at him in a dead eyed shock
Off of him there seemed to him a most heavy and nagging burden
The fog at long last gone and his freedom restored
One thing left to do
Never dreamed he would have the courage to cut the chains she bound him in
Broke him as a man but not forever he thinks with a psycho's glee
Insane to wish for but he prays anyway to get away with this ulimate sin
King of the castle once more he slowly begins to mop up the blood
Eager to put this mess behind him once and for all
Made her bed and now he will see to it that she rots for all eternity in it
U know sometimes a man just had to do what a man has to do
Reaching out one last time he feels a sudden chill and freezes in place
Did her hand just move?
Everything blurs and before he can even begin to scream a wife's revenge is taken
Resting or this case unresting now for all hateful, bitter time the bickering couple fight side by side in Hell.....
The moral here.....?
Careful what you get your loved one for Christmas
Happy horrordays everyone!
2019 Ramona Thompson