The Peloton Bike Murder

Note-fiction only!

 

The man was fat and happy until his wife brought him that most hated gift

Had a fit when she threw out all his junk food and beers

Everything was just fine until that one terrible moment

 

Purple faced with fury he could not control his rage

Everything went red and the next thing he knew she was dead

Loose limbed and slack jawed staring up at him in a dead eyed shock

Off of him there seemed to him a most heavy and nagging burden

The fog at long last gone and his freedom restored

One thing left to do

Never dreamed he would have the courage to cut the chains she bound him in

 

Broke him as a man but not forever he thinks with a psycho's glee

Insane to wish for but he prays anyway to get away with this ulimate sin

King of the castle once more he slowly begins to mop up the blood

Eager to put this mess behind him once and for all

 

Made her bed and now he will see to it that she rots for all eternity in it

U know sometimes a man just had to do what a man has to do

Reaching out one last time he feels a sudden chill and freezes in place

Did her hand just move?

Everything blurs and before he can even begin to scream a wife's revenge is taken

Resting or this case unresting now for all hateful, bitter time the bickering couple fight side by side in Hell.....

 

 

The moral here.....?

 

Careful what you get your loved one for Christmas

 

Happy horrordays everyone!

 

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