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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
An original song by my band, Bon Ouija
Damned
For all eternity
Now I feast
Upon the flesh of the living
Unhappy horror days
My constant companion of sorrow and pain
Upon a sleigh of terror I ride
Chorus
Warning unheeded
I ate the yellow snow
Oh now Santa will never again
Ho, ho, ho
Yo!
Cause oh Hell no!
I ate him and all his reindeer up tonight
After digesting
In a bloody glee
Too much of Hell's yellow snow
And so now
It's on with the devil's bitter Winter show
Cut down
In my prime
Yellow slime
Glowed so bright
Just like that reindeer's pretty little nose
Spellbound
Found I could not resist
Fast it took hold of my sanity and undressed my mind
Oh God
What a mess
When a cannibal gobbles up everyone on your Christmas wish list
Chorus
Oh Lord
What has become of me?
Just ate my best friend
For dinner
Under that miserable mistletoe
Sopped up his blood
With silver tinsel and wrapping paper
Then I ate that too
Must have a screw loose somewhere
For who ever would
Jingle bell devour
All the brains around
Chorus
Hell yeah
Now it's a massacre on 34th street
Got all the good people
On the run
From my horror day appetite unleashed
It's a nasty ol' Xmas time show
One I ain't about to slow
Caught in the grip of
Eating all that yummy yellow
Not so mellow
Cannibal snow
Chorus 2X
2019 Ramona Thompson/Bon Ouija
