Regardless the amount of "ever's" I put between "We are never getting back together"
It would be an understatement.
I can barely be your fucking friend!
Can't go about making plans for the weekend...
NOW...can we?!
Thought you were there for me;
Disillusionment on my part.
Well, fuck me, for having a fuckin' heart.
You know that saying?
"Sometimes, you just get lucky?"
Well, you did.
& you fucked it up.
& you will be seeing no more of me.
I can't be your friend.
I don't want to talk to you.
YES. I was the only one there.
The only one there for you!
After your cousin died.
The only one there for you!
On some nights, in which, you might shed a tear or two.
Didn't judge you.
Told you, in my opinion a real man cries.
Helped you dry those brown puppy dog eyes;
From miles away...
Tried to help your insecurities too;
Like balding at twenty two.
But, I can't fix you!
Man the fuck up dude!
You listen to more Taylor Swift than I do!
I know you get all the references in this song.
That's why I wrote it for you.
Carly Simon ain't got shit to say today;
This song is definitely, about you.