Only heard of in Japanese fantasies
my mother thinks I'm crazy to be buying all of these
lacy underwears, in colors once unseen
from black and pink with frills, to bright fluorescent green
Once an obsession for men with no real outlet
I'll have my fill of all the panties I can get
no matter what design, I'll keep them safe and sound
until a new one gets my taste, or a better one will be found
So mother dear, don't fret, I'm not really all that bad
I could have turned to drink or drugs, or ended up in a mag
instead I'll have my obsession, and you'll just laugh along
when you see my new collection, and wash my newest thong.