Judge me, mock me, oh internet shadow
your words on a screen which flickers and fades
I couldn't care what you think of me
you know of what the path to good intentions is paved
you find me obnoxious and not of good heart
well you have the choices to put that at rest
this world has a window, and various options
maybe it's time to put 'ignore' to the test
so before you go on about how you want to know me
to rescue this maiden like many have before
just know I made this bed, I'm willing to lay here
and take whatever else that life needs me to endure
I'm not some muse who makes Godly choices
and I'm not some girl that just needs a friend
I'm the one damn thing that most people detest
I'm the middle of the story, never the end
so if I don't fit to your social standard
if I'm too cynical to fit your mold
then there's a step you can take to get rid of me
if only you'd be so brave and so bold
Move those shaking fingers across that message
and find the option that induces the shock
and once you tap that single mouse button
lo and behold, you'll have me blocked.