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Oh I am intimately familiar

With all the flaps and folds

Of my faded, silken jeans-

Skinny enough to give an idea

Of my lean, athletic physique,

While still being baggy-smooth

So you could see I'm so cozy..

When I put them on, I just know

That things will go nicely for me-

My mirror nods yes and says,

Seriously, what a babe indeed!

Strong and symmetrical and

Shimmering with sex appeal,

Coconut oil lathered lightly

From a true-true ablution, thinking

Of you, and about how wrong

It is to put those fawn socks on

Which are soiled (prudes believe)

But that is my nectar of eternity!

From using them the previous

Evening to clean my wiener

From the most intense sevenfold surge

Giving into my dirty little urges,

The incense gives rise to ghosts