"This Story First Appeared on 60 Minutes"

by Jeph Johnson

 

In an effort to guard its citizens from danger, the Chinese government has gone to great lengths to combat the escalating crime problem. They are outfitting their police force in full-on "Enter the Dragon" kung-fu regalia, complete with nunchuku and having them wear masks of the martial arts movie legend himself!

 

Despite the plan's proven effectiveness, many Chinese officers are reluctant to don the new "uniforms" prompting the Peking Police Captain to develop a new slogan to help coerce the more apprehensive officers:

 

"More Lee = Safer"

(This Story First Appeared on 60 Minutes) 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Cringe!  2001 

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