by Jeph Johnson
The room spins frantically
with a kaleidoscopic glow
Dazzling all who enter in
the end of this rainbow
This place, a club of dancing girls
right off the interstate
She bats her eyes as you stroll in,
the mood now escalates
For captured now she has your thoughts
and every fantasy
The lovely Sid,
a stunning vision emerging from a dream
If my mind could comprehend
and construct the perfect form
Her contour and shape I'd chisel out
and build then she'd be born
Her dance is so seductive,
like a magnet she draws men near
They gather around her performance,
throw money, clap and cheer
And on and on the music plays
and on and on the lights
Beam down onto this shining stage
Sid's sparkling dance ignites
Sid takes it all in stride
for she's the best in all the world-
Sid's every red-blooded American man's
fantasy dream girl!