"More Uma Than Thurman"

by Rex Songs

 

(moaning from the cake-eating scene in
"Truth About Cats & Dogs")

___
Yeah, she's not Jennifer Eight
I cut out a picture from a magazine- yeah
my wall beside my bed,
if Pulp Fiction's gone rent Gattaca instead - say
I set Les Mis aside - she was so miscast,
plus her character dies - yeah
no one is looking in,
I pause my VCR
when she shows some skin
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah-
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Uma
Karuna then Thurman
yeah, I am an obsessed fan
I'd spend a month by the lake for a liaison - say
I am so interested,
in finding the shore,
the paparazzi did - yeah
a real naked surprise
Batman was a sucker for Poison Ivy - yeah
what was his side-kick for?
from the golden bowl
comes a beautiful girl - yeah
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah-
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Thurman
more Uma than Uma
Karuna then Thurman
yeah, saw her on Letterman,
finding out the truth
from the cats and the dogs -yeah
wish I was Ethan Hawke
I want his wife,
but I've got no one - yeah
more Uma than Thurman
In Baron Munchausen
or else Henry and June
more Uma than Thurman
some cowgirls get the blues
more Uma than Uma
Karuna then Thurman
more Uma than Thurman

Author's Notes/Comments: 

parody of "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie, circa 2001 

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