by Jeph Johnson
A champion Wimbledon court Nordic
[tennis ace Bjorn Borg]
Ireland's best hostel boarding
[Hotel Borg]
A sometimes hostile all-star on ice
[hockey defenseman Ray Borque]
The beauty who boldly treks starlight
[Jerri Ryan as Star Trek's Borg 7 of 9]
A soothing Icelandic vocal diva
[singer Bjork]
A High Court simpleton extremist
[Judge Robert Bork]