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"♪ Urine My Heart, Urine My Soul ♫"
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Humor: Light and Dark by DaddyO
Had I known growing up how popular
Piss play was going to be with the ladies,
I would have practiced peeing more and masturbated less.
People into piss play don't need to worry
About dick size or "performance",
They just have to drink a lot of liquid!
It's a lot cheaper to buy 16 ounces of water
Than it is scoring a $15 Viagra.
As I age, I will embrace my approaching incontinence!
I figure if I play my cards right,
It should cross paths with my erectile dysfunction
In just the right way as to where nobody notices a thing.
