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by DaddyO (with apologies to Ricky Nelson)

I went to a dungeon party
To scene with my kinky friends
A chance to share new play toys
Or swat an ass again

When I got to the dungeon party,

They all knew my name
My reputation preceded me,
Their glances they tried to feign

But it's all right now,

I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone,
So ya got to please yourself

People came from miles around,

A Kinkfest made for stares
Marcus brought his pink fork and rope,
Twirling bunnies in the air

And over in the corner,

Much to my surprise
Mr. Cross hid in oversized shoes
Wearing his clown disguise

Lot-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Asked the subs to bottom,

Thought that's why they came
But no friends took my offer,
My mood didn't feel the same

So I asked this wide-eyed babygirl,

"You wanna play with me?"
Her teenage lips smiled just as wide
So we began to scene

Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)

Lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Someone opened up my closet door

And out danced a skeleton chorus
Though no one's there to eyewitness the axe
Trees tumble so loud in this forest

If you're gonna play at dungeon parties,

I wish you a lotta luck
For rumors and false accusations
Just don't give a fuck

Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)

Lot-in-dah-dah-dah

And it's all right now,

Learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't please everyone,
So you got to please yourself