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I opened my eyes,

feeling ready for the day ahead.

So I took a long stretch,

and got my ass out of bed.

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I knew something was wrong,

but what, I didn't know yet.

What was I going to find?

Something about my clothes I bet.

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I got out some socks,

then some underwear,

followed by a shirt,

all folded with care.

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I proceeded to dress,

but something didn't feel right.

So I looked down,

and boy what a site.

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I don't know what happened,

but my underwear are torn.

It couldn't have been me, they are new,

and haven't been worn.

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My mom bought them for me,

and I soon realized,

what had happened and I laughed,

so hard tears formed in my eyes.

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She must have mistaken,

her underwear with mine,

you wanna know why mine are torn?

Sure I'll tell ya, that's fine.

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The reason why they are,

well, the reason they have a tare,

is she got them mistaken,

with her edible underwear.



~*~ Jill ~*~