"The state of New Mexico is one giant joint"
-Shay Richardson
"My mommy always told me not to talk to strangers but if I do, and if they have peanut butter cups, I damn well better save her some"
-Brian Euclide
"I came, I saw, I smoked a cigarette"
-Rex McNeil
"Is it appropriate to act upon standards rather than moral judgment?"
-Shay Richardson
"I came, I saw, I don't pay child support"
- Rex McNeil
" Sure, I'd love to go out with you. We'd make great puppies"
"Everything's preplanned
in the palm of my hand
If you can't get it back
then why swim the sand?"
-Shay Richardson