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What Every Chicken Should Know
What Every Chicken Should Know
Now listen here sonny
Humans know that you're yummy
So whatever you do
Do not become chicken stew
But why, responds the chick
I am so very quick
I will be able to evade
And i am not yet frayed
Fine, responds the cock
Its dandy for me to mock
You as you are swallowed
Into the ungrateful hollowed
Of the belly of a human
Who is nothing but gargantuan
And the very next day
I am so ashamed to say
That the cock was devoured
For not being able to flee the cowered
So the rule that every chicken should know
Is not to get swallowed so
And be able to evade
Even the clumsiest of cowards
