Anonymous
...To Her Grandma
Karyn Indursky
July 2012
Once upon a midnight's dream
Little Red Riding Hood
was trying to deliver a bottle of water to her grandma...
The wolf tried to trick her
by dressing like Prince Charming
and her emerald eyes sparkled.
Hand in hand they traveled
until Prince Charming
ditched her for Cinderella.
Cinderella stole the bottle
and laughed at Little Red Riding Hood
crying like hail.
Along came Peterpan
to aide Miss Riding Hood
on her quest.
Snowwhite and Barbie
were like sisters to Little Red
and got Cinderella to return the bottle.
The wolf wasn't satisfied
by eating Cinderella
with a side order of Peterpan.
Little Red Riding Hood
cried so hard
it created an ocean.
Her Fairy Godmother
appeared with a golden wand
to save her.
Upon Little Red's wish,
the wolf was served as a chicken dish
with a glass of water...
to her Grandma.