...Zitti

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...Zitti
Karyn Indursky
July 2012

Once upon a time
it was Piglet's birthday
and he felt neglected.

He took Christopher Rob's wagon
and went to a pond
to mope.

Eeyore wandered over
to Mr. Owl's house
to make a cake.

Mr. Owl put lollipops in
as candles, but got distracted
when he tried to figure out
how many licks it takes to
get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Winnie the Pooh showed up
hungry for honey,
but ate the cake.

Eeyore was angry.
He put a lot of time, heart, and friendship
into it and it was almost time
for the birthday party.

Eeyore stole Winnie the Pooh's pot
and cleaned it and with a fairy wand
he had found on the forest's ground,
he made him into chocolate cake.

Piglet came home
to see the party
and was very happy
minus the Gopher stealing his presents.

Piglet ate his chocolate cake
with a glass of milk
and used Gopher as his napkin.

Christopher Robin found out
and came petalling over on his bike
as fast as he could.

Piglet's belly was full.
He was sleeping in the rocker chair,
and never heard Christopher come in.

He was mad at Piglet.
How dare he eat his friends as food and a napkin?!
What a jerk!!

Christopher Robin turned Piglet
into a ham dinner
with the tears of pain
tickling down his face.

The tears awoke a Genie,
but this Genie was mad
for being disturbed.

Instead of granting him a wish,
he made him into his own dish...
zitti.