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Bugs' Bunnies Supper
Karyn Indursky
August 2012

Once upon a time
Elmer Fud was hunting
Bugs Bunny for rabbit stew...

Bugs Bunny took a bubblegum dress
and some lipstick
to trick him...

Elmer Fud had his gun
in Bugs Bunny's hole to shoot him,
but to his dismay Bugs Bunny
had a trap set...

Daffy Duck was in the area
and decided to pay Bugs a visit,
but he lost his concentration
with that Babe in the dress.

A whistle erupted from Daffy's lips...
Elmer looked in Daffy's direction...
and his gun shot Daffy's butt.

Bugs Bunny was laughing
at them both,
but came over to play Nurse.

Daffy Duck's and Elmer Fud's eyes
lit up with lust
while that crazy Bugs Bunny
couldn't care less.

Bugs got them to close their eyes
for a pink lipstick kiss,
but instead of kissing them
he made them kiss a stick of dynamite.

The explosion was intense.
Daffy Duck fell in love.
What a lady?!

Elmer Fud like it too.
He wanted more!

Bugs Bunny had plans
with Porkie Pig to eat supper
and they looked yummy.

So, Elmer Fud and Daffy Duck
went to kiss her again,
but Bugs Buggy had pixie dust
in a purse.

When they closed their eyes
one last time,
Bugs sprinkled them
and turned them into
bacon strips.

Porkie Pig showed up
in his spicy red car
with his napkin ready.

He was shocked to see
Bugs Bunny eating his carrot
with a plate of bacon strips.

Porkie Pig was offended!
You can't serve bacon to a pig!
How dare him?!

Before he could react,
Bugs Bunny sprinkled the remaining
pixie dust on him and
made him into a rat.

Bugs Bunny laughed at the irony
of watching the rat eat his brothers.