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Hunger Drive For Two
Hunger Drive For Two
Hunger Drive For Two
Karyn Indursky
September 2012
Once upon a time Sir Scooby's belly
was Roaring with hunger
for Pizza Hut and Mr. Shaggy was
rubbing his belly before he stole
Fred's keys to the Mystery Van...
Rud-a-tat-tat the Van went before
their charcoal tire went Flat
and Scooby started to rant...
Shaggy was STARVING and wasn't about to wait
for AAA to show up or
ready to admit to Fred that he broke his promise
to keep an eye out for the howling ghouls
at the Haunted Mansion...
On a motorcycle was Ma'am Mortisha
who wasn't about to let Shaggy
swipe her only means of transportation....
She pulled out a bed of nails
to rip into the soles of his feet,
but Shaggy was clever
and navigated around it...
Mortisha was no true lady
and wasn't about to give up,
which resulted in her running over
Mr. Shaggy's foot.
Scooby was raging with STARVATION,
but felt bad for best pal in the world,
Mr. Shaggy, who was jumping around
like a crazy kangaroo.
His milk chocolate eyes spied
an abandoned Star-Wars go-cart
that was a two-seater...
So Sir Scooby hopped in the front
faster than a lighting bolt
with Mr. Shaggy following in toe...
Revving with motivation...
Driving with determination...
They reached their destination.
Scooby made a heaping pile of
Meatlover, Hawiian, Extra cheese pizza
with cheddar cheese breadsticks
as his sandwhich buns....
Sir Scooby's mouth was opened wide
like the Jaws-Of-Life,
but Mr. Shaggy was a total pig,
who woofed down his prize
in one massive bite.
Scooby wasn't about to be out-done
or go hungry and crept into their kitchen
to eat everything in sight.
Temporarily full, Sir Scooby and Mr. Shaggy's
bellies blew up like hot air balloons
with their arms folded on their stomachs
after washing it down with Wild Cherry Pepsi
to fill in the air-pocket cracks.
