Anonymous
Lamp Of Frankenstein
Karyn Indursky
August 2012
Once upon a time
there was a Gypsy
riding upon a unicorn...
She was on her way
to visit Frankenstein,
but there was traffic
in the sky with
Goddess Athena riding on Aladdin's carpet,
Scooby-Doo flying Amelia Earhart's plane,
George Jetson in his shuttle,
and Bugs-Bunny in his rocket.
The Gypsy was full of road rage.
She had better things to do
than wait in this traffic jam.
Rage changed to fear
when the plane clipped the unicorn's wing
and Gypsy plummeted to the ground
where a roaring dinosaur was
waiting to eat them.
Shrieks filled the air and Superman
came to their rescue without hesitation,
but unfortunately the dinosaur had
kyponite around his neck.
Spiderman was in the area.
He used his webs, speed, and agility
and was able to be the hero.
The Gypsy was shaken-up
and lost her lamp to deliver
the Genie to Frankenstein,
but with Superman's razor-sharp eyes
they found the lamp.
Together, Superman and the Gypsy
flew to his mansion with lighting speed
only to find out Frankenstein had manipulated
them into giving him the Genie for Evil.
Spiderman and Superman were enraged.
They made Frankenstein rub the lamp
until the Genie was out and
then trapped them both in the lamp
to serve as butler's for-ever-more.