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Tramp-Stamp Shame
Tramp-Stamp Shame
Tramp-Stamp Shame
Karyn Indursky
August 2012
Once upon a time there was a Halloween Party
in the Land Of Sea and Sand
where Robinhood was dating Mermaid Jasmine...
Mermaid Jasmine was beautiful
with her granted legs and her
sparkling cider eyes.
Robinhood was all about
dirty dancing with Jasmine
until he needed a drink.
Robinhood went to the barkeep,
who recommended rum peach
And robinhood slammed it down
in one monstrous gulp.
This made Robinhood a bit tinpsy
and the French Maid started
to look delectable in his dunken state.
The French Maid had been chugging
down shots of spicy rum
and a few bottles of Captian Morgan,
which made Robinhood
look smokin' hot.
A little sizzling look exchanged
between then and the next thing
they knew they were in the laundry room
making out on the washer.
In walked Mermaid Jasmine
with a frown upon her face
with disgust and rage
began to blaze
like an inferno of disrespect.
Mermaid Jasmine lost her temper
and began telling off the French Maid,
who wasn't going to take any lip.
Overhearing the Cat Fight
the music ceased playing
and Prince Mario barged into
to beat up Robinhood
since the French Maid, Princess Tinkerbell,
was his date.
How dare Princess Tinkerbell
be such a tramp and Robinhood
behave like a player?!
Robinhood ended up leaving
with a black and blue eye
with his fat lip screaming,
"Cheater" for all the women
to see his lying, cheating ways.
Tinkerbell ended up
with her hair shaven off,
lost her granted wish to a woman,
and left with a Tramp-stamp
above her rear-end for
everyone to see.
