Anonymous
Snoopy's Wild Ride
Karyn Indursky
August 2012
Once upon a time Sir Hercules
was visiting Ms. Peanut,
who wanted to go to Dorney Park.
Sir Hercules took Peanut
on the Hydra when
they ran into Charlie Brown
who had his crush, Sally,
at his side.
The four of them
were smiling, laughing, having a blast
until Snoopy came along
begging to play Frisbee on Steel Force.
This wasn't a good idea
and they wouldn't abide.
Snoopy was a stubborn
little fellow and took off.
Sir Hercules roared with concern...
Peanut was scared...
Charlie Brown was mad...
and Ms. Sally was irritated.
How many times did
they have to tell Snoopy
this wasn't a place
to play Frisbee,
but enjoy the rides?!
They split up to find him,
but by the time they spied
their little buddy
he was standing on top
of Steel Force holding up
the ride and people were furious.
Fury turned to fear
when Snoopy got the ride
stuck with his
I-can-play-wherever-I-want attitude.
Luckily, Sir Hercules had a cell phone
and got a hold of
Superman who flew down
like a bat-of-heck
to save the riders with Snoopy.
Snoopy had to apologize
to the entire park
and was put on a leash,
but alas their Day at Dorney
was a day to remember
with photos-to-go.