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Scooby's BBQ'd Biscuits
Karyn Indursky
July 2012

In the Mystery Van
Fred was driving
to buy Scooby Snacks.

Velma was on the sidewalk
with a black sleek dress
and red sandals.

Seeing Velma looking so beautiful
caught the chords
of his heart.

Velma got into the van
and their eyes locked
for the first time.

Everything was smooth
until they got to the
Scooby Doo Warehouse.

Shaggy was trying
to break the lock
and get some grub.

Along came Scrappy
who was too impatient
and crawled through a vent.

When he got into the warehouse
he went to the boxes
of food.

He couldn't open the box
with his paws,
but used a chain saw.

Scooby, Scrappy, and Shaggy
were vultures and ate them all.

Fred and Velma were under stars
gazing at a star
when suddenly Daphne showed up
with a purple cocktail dress
that made Velma jealous.

Fred was a flirt
and tried to kiss her,
but Velma got mad.

Velma shoved Daphne into an oven
after using a pan sprayed with Pam
on it for...
Scooby's BBQ'd biscuits.