A little often goes a long way,
But a lot some say is truly great,
But I have found when sitting down,
That a lot of me is spread around.
Yes, I find I’ve become quite fat,
From a slender youth that once sat,
A the dineer table and ate all his greens,
Now eats all in sight and licks' plate clean.
Oh what has happened to my girth,
That looks like I am ready to give birth,
But I guess it is just the vigour,
Of a well developed and seasonally adjusted figure.