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Australia Youre Straining On It
A fellow may come take a look,
Being guided by word, or book,
He will fly or sail across the sea,
And to Our fair land will come to greet.
If not before his feet have stood,
Upon the land of pie and chook,
His first impression may be to learn,
That kangaroos aren't at every turn.
But before the time of his bunking down,
He will have seen a drunk around,
And girls that seem ready for birth,
As well as those placed for a perve.
And a bloke will have cracked a joke,
That made him laugh until he choked,
And will finish the day feeling quite taxed,
Including ten percent on all he's packed.
