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An Ode To Hand Sanitizer
Oh, dear hand sanitizer,
I feel like I've grown closer to you.
Since...... well....... that incident,
I became a little too intimate.
First it was one pump, then another,
One taste, then another,
One look, towards another,
One lick, then another
One bottle, then another,
I must admit, that I am an addict.
I need you in my life,
to sanitize,
And life without you would be........
I'm beginning to lose my sanity,
You taste like a bar of soap,
soaked in alcohols and chemicals,
But to me, you taste like peaches and pie
What a delicate surprise
I love you, and I know you love me,
You always get my hands clean.
