It's all dark and warm and I seem to float
I try to make noise but not a sound from my throat
It's so quiet except I can hear muffled moans
So I listen harder and hear distant groans
I haven't a clue as to where I may be
With my eyes wide open but yet I can't see
Space is limited, I can hardly move
Below my head I can feel a small groove
Where am I, if I only knew
No place to look, or peek for a view
And then there's that thump, thump, thump
I've been here for months, it's becoming a dump
Then there's a shudder which caused my distraction
I thought I heard someone say, she's had a contraction
Then things really shook and I started to slide
Something told me to hang on for one wild ride
The groove opened to what looked like a tunnel
And I felt like I was being squeezed through a funnel
I started to scare and consider the fright
But could see as I slid a little bit of light
Further I moved and felt such great motion
Things rocked, I heard voices, oh what a commotion
I heard someone shout she's beginning to crown
Then tremendous light and I was hung upside down
I was slapped on my bum and started to cry
Then saw a women with a tear in her eye
The place I just came from was bloody and torn
Oh my god, I think I was just born