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bY mULTIPLE dEMAND

iN tHE lAND oF sAND,

tHEY HAVE tAKEN aWAY mY jOY.

i MISS IT sO mUCH IT MAKES mY eYES bLEED.

THEY MADE ME HUG THE SUN, FIRECRACKERS,CRIMINALS AND ALL OTHER THINGS I shouldnt HUG....JUST LIKE THAT IDIOTIC CHILD WHO DOES THAT STUFF

bUT ALAS THE HIGH LOOFS HAVE SHAMED ME WITH VEGGIES AND NUTRIENTS...I MUST CONSUME THE FATTY LARD THAT LIES WITHIN MY UNCLE! BUT I BEG OF THEM, DO NO HARM TO MY SOCKY SOCKS OF SOCKY-GOODNESS!

BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA!!!  BEHOLD, I AM YOUR GOOEY MASTER OF DOOOOOOM....FEED ME A PICKLE....AND A STRAY KITTY!!!

mY ESOPHAGUS IS UNCONCERNED OF MY FEELINGS...AND I EAT TOO MUCH CHEESE

yOUR cREAM fILLED iNTEGRITY oOZES fOURTH fROM mY nOSE aS wE dANCE uNDER tHE nOOSE sPECKLED sKY.

aND i ASK mYSELF... "gNOOSH?"

BUT WHOM OR WHO BEGINS WITH THE LETTER "2?" WE DON'T KNOW, FOR WE HAVE NEVER MET "2" FUDGE, FUDGE, FUDGE, FUDGE, RUELS, HOTDOG! pOKE ME NOOGUT AND YONDER YE LOOK UPON THE FLAMING WATER OF SPECIFICATION!

HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORRIBLE RASH DUE TO WEARING BANANA-SPLEENS? YOU ARE NOT MY DOCTOR!!! I AM ENRAGED YOU WOULD EVEN LOOK UPON MY SKIN!!