I have a maggot in my flat
and I call it my flatmate
It is a faggot, really fat
and gives me lots of headaches!
It eats my food and drinks my beer
and makes everything dirty
it reeks of soot and stinks quite queer
its smell can really hurt me!
It's up all night despite the light
makes noise and runs around
then wakes me up to fight and bite
a terrible compound!