There's a place where only spoons howl at the moon.
A place so creepy so vile so gloom.
A place that no coon could boon a spittoon .
Not even a goon could get poon on June.
That's right it's Platoon Lagoon....
Dont like that tune?
Dont go so soon....
Try starting a monsoon one prune afternoon.
Or release a raccoon in Daniel Boone's salloon.
Or shoot a coccoon harpoon at a strewn cartoon.
Was that inopportune or maybe too soon?
No...not for Platoon Lagoon.