Deadly Child's Play
Clark Steven Lupton
2003
One dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys rose up to play
One had a knife the other had a gun
They chopped their legs off and began to run
Marbles was their favorite game
They could even play it when they're lame
One shot the other in the head
"I lost my marbles and now you're dead!"
"I was dead in the first place. Are you dumb?"
And so he kicked him in the thumb.
But he had no legs and fell to the ground
He landed so loudly he didn't make a sound
By the way, how did they die?
Their mommy poisoned their pecan pie
Just then their friend had arrived
He ate it too, but he survived
I guess you could say that wasn't fair
That's because he forgot to put on his underwear
Stabbing and shooting each other was their way
Of having fun with deadly child's play