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MY MOM USED TO CALL US KIDS MONSTERS SO I CALLED HER MOMSTER... SHE WAS ALWAYS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT US BEING ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR...SO ANYTIME WE WERE GOING OVER TO OUR COUSINS HOUSE FOR  A VISIT SHE WOULD WARN US BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE THAT WE HAD BETTER BE ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR OR WE WOULD GET IT WHEN WE GOT BACK HOME...I REMEMBER ONCE WHEN WE WERE VISITING OUR COUSINS ONE OF THEM STARTED YELLING AT ONE OF HER SISTERS ABOUT SOMETHING AND IT STRUCK ME FUNNY AND I BUST OUT LAUGHING...SHE WAS LIKE...IT'S NOT FUNNY...AND I WAS THINKING APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T GET THE SAME MEMO WE DID FROM OUR MOM FROM HERS CUZ SHE WAS JUST ACTING  NORMALLY WHETHER SHE HAD COMPANY OR NOT AND I WAS LAUGHING AT HOW SILLY IT  SOUNDED TO ME THINKING  HOW SILLY IT MUST SOUND TO OTHER PEOPLE WHEN WE ARGUE ABOUT STUPID STUFF ...SHE GOT MAD AT ME FOR LAUGHING AND I TRIED TO TELL HER I WASN'T LAUGHING AT HER...I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE...I COULDN'T HELP IT...THE SITUATION WAS TOO FUNNY TO ME..

A DIFFERENT TIME THE MOMSTER GROUNDED ME FOR SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS BUT I HAD BEEN GROUNDED BEFORE AND USUALLY WOULD JUST MOPE AROUND AND STAY IN MY ROOM...WELL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY SOMETHING I HAD HEARD ABOUT CALLED REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY...INSTEAD OF MOPING AND STAYING IN MY ROOM I DECIDED TO FOLLOW HER AROUND AND BE A LITTLE PEST...I WAS LIKE...HI MOMSTER...WHAT ARE YOU DOING...WHAT ARE WE GONNA  DO TODAY HMMM...AND SHE WAS LIKE DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO...WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY...AND I WAS LIKE  ...I CAN'T  ...I'M GROUNDED...REMEMBER..SO....I GET TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU TODAY... SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING..WHAT ARE. WE GONNA DO...HMMM.. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO...AND SHE WAS LIKE...YELLING... GET OUT OF HERE...THAT DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG AT ALL...IT ACTUALLY WORKED... I NEVER GOT GROUNDED AGAIN...AMAZING...PRETTY SMART KID  HUH....HA HA