He was a plain clothes cop
And he said
Come with me you're under arrest
There's nothing more that I detest
Than a phoney who pretends
To be your friend
Said he was havin a real good time
At my party
We partied hearty ya
We drank and smoked
We had lotsa laughs
It was one big joke
Then he started to make a pass
I said hey bud
Let go of my ass
He said look babe
You're makin me hot
I need something to hit the spot
I said, look man, sex ain't my scene
Like do you know what I mean
He said hey babe don't get upset
You haven't gotten to know me yet
I said I had no intention to
I didn't know what else to do
Then he got mad
And when he's mad he's bad
He was a plain clothes cop
And he said come with me you're under arrest
He said look here I got somethin
I want to show you
He cornered me and pulled it out
His badge was real without a doubt
He said now you know who I am
I'm working for your Uncle Sam
He was a plain clothes cop
And he said come with me you're under arrest
Now my partying days are over for awhile
Now I sit and wait for my trial
Interesting poem.