I'm drinking from a dirty coffee cup
do you think anyone else noticed
my slip is showing
and the waiter just winked at me
how much more beautiful can it get
I'm blushing like a school girl
without any clue as to why
after all, I could be at home
reading a really juicy romance novel
while soaking in the tub
instead of critiquing my appearance
and behavior here at this party
without you
its all your fault you know
too much spiked punch and Christmas
parties just don't mix
the music they have chosen to play was hip
when I was but a small child
my boredom in check
though my temper with that fresh waiter
isn't fairing so well
(the one with the outrageous wink)
the words 'when is it going to be over'
keep thrashing about in my mind
you then ask me to dance with your boss
as a favor to you and I don't feel like being
so gracious
I would rather go home and watch the evening
news
I just know that there is a car crash or something
worse that I am missing
my bra strap is twisted
this puts me in a fit of uncontrollable giggles
now everyone thinks I'm having a good time
this is like too unreal
why did I agree to come here
oh, now I remember
it was because you looked so damned infernal
cute in your suit and tie when you came over
to pick me up earlier
I had to go
I just couldn't bring myself to disappoint
that sweet expecting face of yours
you are obviously having such a good time
so cheers to you dear heart
why, but of course I'd love to dance with
your boss
come now and introduce us................
(Dec. 11, 1996)