Salvatore, a most strange duck was he
unlike all the other ducks he never liked to
live near by any pond or sea
he once lived in tree tops and ant hills
though often for them he was much too big
why, one time he even tried to live beneath
a storm thrown twig
but all he got out of that were scratches on
his pretty orange bill
he never tried that again
for of leaves and biting termites he'd had just
about his fill
he once even tried living in a straw hut
but that was only until the big bad wolf came
and blew it up
then he was not only again homeless
but an awful duck muddy mess
and the three little pigs would not let him
move into their brick home with them
so you could say that poor Salvatore's prospects
were growing quite grim
I guess
until he came up with the bright idea of a
duck deck
a place where all ducks just like he
who chose not to live near the pond or sea
could rest each his weary feathered neck
could go and not be bothered with
water logged tired webbed feet
why, thought Salvatore, to his overly excited
self this place could really be quite neat
so he carefully thought and toiled over all
possibilities at hand
until at last he was able to come up with
one fantastic plan
a resort for ducks
yes, that is what he would aim to achieve
a place where ducks such as he
could happily live like you would never believe
but there was just one problem
Salvatore found out much, much later the hardest
way
there were no other ducks such as he
every duck he just so happened to meet
only wished dearly to live by the pond or sea
so Salvatore's bright rainbow of hope
turned a dull and disappointing gray
his lovely little resort never stood a chance
from the first word go
so Salvatore closed up shop and quietly went
away
to where we do not know
still
to this very day....................
(written in the earl 90's)