'Racy, The Rural River Rat' ran
to old Ralph the Rottens broken
little tomato stand
to try to get her mean step mother Maude
some fresh ruby ripe apples
but, when Racy got there
Ralph laughed at her like a mad hungry
heir
and said, Racy My dear
you are ever so queer
tomatoes and apples are not one in the same
simply because they both are red
so Racy raced disappointedly home
without even one little apple in her paw
for she knew unlike most
not how to get to Art Cart's ugly apple stand
at all............................
(Aug. 29, 1993)