From Forward Ran
was a mean and old little man
with a stern, red face wearing
bifocals that sank
why, he wore the same pin striped
suit every day and it positively stank
with his worrisome wrinkled head
bent over the mid morning's ad copy
his chewed up toupe' would droop forward
and hang rather floppy
Ebenezer Scrooge he somewhat resembled
in an absent minded way
what he lacked for insight
he easily made up for in roughness and bray
a pathetic pauper he played to many a
stranger or crowd
a real stickler for accuracy he was
as his bark was really quite loud
Hornsby was his underling
a rather pail and quite useless waif
and from his Master's discontented voice
he was never long safe
Laurel and Hardy to these two
lacked just a bit in the general affairs of
banter
looks, age , and shape though different
the true resemblance fell in each his manner
one, a manipulative old dog, with no new tricks
to learn
the other, a skinny do do bird with all eyes
on just one worm
which was just once pleasing the old coot
this became a task never to be achieved
yet still at the funeral of the miserish
mentor
that empty headed dolt was the only one who
honestly grieved
so just because someone seems worth nothing
to the rest of us
does not necessarily mean that he departed
from this cold world without his ogreish life
having had some meaning before his final ashes
blew to dust.......................
(Jan. 3, 1995)