'm gonna be like so fat
for all my ever lovin' life
so much so
in fact
why from me
they could cut it with a knife
and it would have to be
a great big sharp one
no doubt
only then could I become model
thin
but with my outside turned nearly
outward in
Lord only knows with what would
be left
I would have to be tucked up
with a scalpel, needle and doctor's
thread and pin
now, I can clearly understand
why the mass media so often reports that
'Thin Is Definitely In!'
because they man it
literally!
that's why!.........................
(May 9, 1998)