How high can you fly
but with only one wing
well not high at all actually
but at least I can sing
but could you glide like a bird
with a brick on its nose
why, I'm not so sure but I could
try I suppose
should I leap from the couch instead
with a pie in my hand
praying with all my child like might
that on both feet I'll land
so not the pie in my face I'd come soon
to wear
why I say, this is an absolutely
delightful game
would you just so happen to have a pie
or two to spare
I think not
for you see
unlike you I swear
no real sense of humor have I got
and that my dim witted friend is
that in three....................
(April 12, 1994 pm)