sometimes I can be the hardest person
in the world to please
a real complainer's favored bitch
especially on dead like nights like these
I'm much too harsh
a little cryptic
and even more critical
a real basket case when it comes to numbers
yet as much a wise ass as a prison is full
so what if my methods are none too flattering
and sometimes nearly cruel
for it is clear even if only to me that my
role in life is not nearly as desperate as it
is exceedingly dull............
(Dec. 22, 1993 am)