Meany McSweeny
a devil may care genie
who is filled with himself
but more so a magic unseeny
a foul spell to perform is all too
often up his impossibly possible sleeve
tales of mischievous adventure and mayhem
why he is honor bound by the genie code
to wove and weave
a true tall horse on the trail
with a wand in one hand is he
magic made from the often mysterious yet
out cast by today's much too logical society
so, to understand Meany
we must first look to his brother Eany
accepted for his oddness and gift
he's a rogue in a shift
day and night could quite easily enough
explain these sorcerous sibling two
one works solely for himself
while the other for me and you
so, walk if you dare upon any beach that there
is about in the world and oh so carefully look
for a solitary bottle that houses a not wanting
to be found genie and one that needs to be shook
but if it is Meany and not the fair Eany do not
attempt to even make one small wish
for Meany will only all too happily ignore it
and turn you into a smelly little rotten fish
but if its Eany you will be sure to know
for his plain little dirty corked bottled will
turn a frothy forest green
and your dearest, fondest wish will be generously
granted one tripled by three
for Eany has two other brothers that he is in
good graces with
by the names of Miny and Moe and they unlike
Meany give good wishes too
in fact the very best as far as all the four
brothers genie go.................................
(March 10, 1995)