how could I have known
that I though entirely on my own
with but just one clever line
could so quickly gain the coveted
upper hand
as my supposed rival held no real
true wit
as I pulled out all full a throttle
on his sickening schtick
the man sputtered where as I on the
other hand would have chosen to spit
well, thats what one gets for being
such a prick
he should have put up far better collateral
other than that of his questionable clever
tongue
perhaps then my off color barb wouldn't have
so bitterly stung
I bet by our next verbal encounter he's learned
to a far better degree
a firmer seat in his own self discipline.....
(July 4,1998)