when we left on our trip
we did not expect a deer, a llama and a
hopeless foul mouthed parrot to accompany us
upon our arrival Minnesota Felt like Florida
in the throws of one of her hottest days
and times ten no less!
just to think going all the way up north
for a nice cool, quiet fall vacation
for a nice change
only to get there and feel the inescapable heat
like found down deep in the south
we thought to ourselves all at once
how so ironically queer
the llama felt ill
the parrot squawked and complained constantly
and well, lets not even begin on the deer
but I will say this
he must surely have some strain of mule's blood
in him
for his little white rear never seen even a
minute of sun
the whole entire time we were there
was hardly a vacation at all and more like
taking a 'Barnyard To The Bahamas'..............
(forgot to write in date written this would have
been written sometime in 1993 or 1994)