Testy and Goofy were lying upon the tall summer's grass
when Testy turned to Goofy and asked
was it me or did you just gasp
yes, I did for I just saw a child with no head walk by
Testy was quick to reply, you must be mistaken or
surely you lie
now why would you do a thing like that ?
why? why? why?
I wish it weren't true but the truth I can not deny
it was a boy about yeah tall with jeans cut off mid
thigh
was he wearing a shirt?
no, for I remember noticing he was cut right through
his middle
oh, that sounds like it would hurt
Testy, this is indeed quite a riddle
and one Goofy that must soon be solved
well, let's go quickly and question the only other
party involved
excuse us young lady but we have to know
just who is your headless friend
who?
oh him, he's nobody
he's not real its just a department store mannequin
I found in the park's local trash bin...........
(written may 24, 1992 am)