give me culture
give me pizazz
show me your jab and parry
of your fervently exercised wit
speak to me of subtle knowledge
gained in your numerous mental
travels
address my fine young writer's mind
with the extensive expression of your
readied banter
yet do not bar all avenues leading unto
a gentleman's good taste and
complimenting manners
use some of those finer points of your
earliest mentioned royal blood line
for as you very well know
the mind is but a polluted companion
to one's soul
so I in turn address the in such frenzied
state
to join me in such stainless pursuit
of all that is wholely enjoyable
to lay firm placing upon the table of
worthy commentary
so allow your good sense and not simply
your lustful vigor
to be our choicest role models
for future topics of illuminating vivid
mental exchange
in short
stretch your uncensored mind if you
truly wish to press upon my many stewing
wants
age old needs and most splendid desires
now, please do tell me was I
A.) Eloquent?
B.) Full of shit?
or
C.) Quite eloquently full of shit?
I think rather perhaps
it would most definitely be C.
would you care to disagree?
somehow I thought not!...............
(Jan. 9, 1999)