my dear Mr. Donahue
with your impudent pugnacious Irish nose
you sling out so carelessly
questions about talent and adulation
meant to put me off my breakfast I suppose
I eventually get back my own
and have bested many of those that I have
met
yet you my dear sir
must be the better man
for taking you a notch down by bellying you up
I have not quite managed to do so
yet
but lend me just one clean sheet of paper
and I'll pen you down
wit first like an Irish flat
with egg upon your cranky face
still sticky and messy wet
just like your commentary..........
(Early 90's)